With a mighty swagger, the rock-star matador Escamellio (Jimi James), strides into the room.  Wives leave husbands.  Girlfriends leave boyfriends.  The divorce rate goes up. Mr. Stud-muffin bull-killer can have any woman he wants.  And he wants Carmen.

Meanwhile, below….HEY! Channel 13’s Martin Staunton is on stage chatting up my woman!  What the hell?