Svengoolie® T-Shirt
by MeTV Limited
From $19.95 + $6.95 shipping and handling (plus sales tax where applicable)

The perfect gift for any fan of the famed horror host, Svengoolie, this is the classic Sven shirt, as seen on celebrities like Mark Hamill, Michael McKean and Annette O’Toole, as well as thousands of nobodies.

This exclusive, glow-in-the-dark t-shirt celebrating America’s favorite horror host turns any ordinary Svengoolie fan into an “Official Chicken Thrower.” Featuring print on the front and back—the “Chicken Thrower” insignia—this ghastly garment is a sure way to show your allegiance to the Sven-nation in style!

Might I also suggest an appropriate rubber chicken pairing, from the fine aged rubber chicken cellars of Archie McPhee?

This shirt is available in sizes ranging from Small to 5X, so you ought to be able to cover the die-hard Svengoolie fan on your holiday shopping list. It’s a great shirt to wear anywhere, and in the spirit of the season, some would even say it glows!

Order it from MeTV, and poke around their website for dozens of other cool pop culture items. Beware of highly-flammable imitations and remember, NO PERSONAL CHECKS!