
It’s time for the No Pants Players annual “Joytacular.” This Christmas pageant with a demented edge kicks off Thursday night at 8 PM at the La Belle Theater, 311 D Street. Unlike their usual shows, the Joytacular presents the No Pants Gang in written sketches, rather than the usual “Who’s Line Is It Anyway” game format. This give the crew the chance to show off their considerable acting chops, as well as their sparkling dance moves. Last year’s Joytacular was so funny that it made the Pope wet himself. And he wasn’t even there at the time. The funny traveled around the world and found him.
You can also participate in the Pants Drive for Covenant House. Check their website for details.
If You Go: The No Pants Players Joytacular runs November 29, and 30, and December 1 at the La Belle Theater, 311 D Street South Charleston, West Virginia. Tickets are $12.
Okay, you’re not insane enough to venture into the post-apocolyptic retail environment this weekend. Leave that for younger, needier, loopier cash-strapped people in need of instant gratification. There’s still plenty to do in town this weekend that doesn’t involve gettting up at 5 AM and punching grannies in the throat so you can get the last five-dollar Bratz doll. You can fill your weekend with art, music and professional wrestling!


Monday Morning Art will be posted on Tuesday, due to pressing deadlines and Veteran’s Day and certain planetary alignment issues. However, I do have time to update you on some weekend news about music, toys, karakoke, and the return of Mystery Science Theater 3000, or at least the component parts thereof.
First, we lost a landmark performance venue over the weekend. The Columbia Music Hall in Portsmouth Ohio burned down. Details are sketchy, but it happened sometime after a rock show Saturday night. Reportedly, most of the expensive renovations have been gutted. The owners vow to rebuild, but it’s a daunting task. Details can be found 

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