Yours truly has been a bit of a slovenly correspondent when it comes to telling you about last month’s trip to Lexington, Kentucky for the big Comic and Toy convention. We did too many trips in a row, and real life got piled up while we were gone, so I’m just now getting around to telling you about this cool side trip we took while we were there.
Just a few blocks away from Rupp Arena, tucked away near a residential section of town, we found the Kentucky 4 Kentucky Fun Mall. It’s part tourist trap, part oddities museum, part gift store, but most famously it is the final resting place for the real life Cocaine Bear, of recent Hollywood movie fame.
If you somehow missed the hulla and its associated baloo, there was a big Hollywood movie called “Cocaine Bear” released a couple of months ago, that was allegedly based on a true story about a drug dealer who tossed his stash of the other white stuff out of an airplane, intent on parachuting out alongside it for later retrieval and distribution.
The parachute failed. Mr. Drug Dealer perished. The cocaine fell to Earth, where it was promptly eaten by a wandering bear.
That much of the story is absolutely true, and really did happen.
In the movie, the bear, coked to the gills, goes on a 1970s rock star-like rampage, terrorizing campers and wreaking all sorts of havoc. It is, a horror/comedy, filled with wonderfully-choreographed cartoon violence.
It made for a really fun movie.
Now, in real life, the bear ate the cocaine, dropped dead of a heart attack on the spot and wasn’t found for a few months.
So, don’t do drugs, kids.
KY 4 KY claims to have the taxidermied carcass of the real cocaine bear on display, and in spite of the logical fallacies of a bear carcass that’s been decomposing in the woods for a few ,months looking this good, I choose to believe their claim. It’s more fun this way and either way, I salute their entrepreneurial hucksterism.
As KY 4 KY says…
OUR MISSION IS TO ENGAGE AND INFORM THE WORLD BY PROMOTING KENTUCKY PEOPLE, PLACES, AND PRODUCTS. AND TO KICK ASS FOR THE COMMONWEALTH!
Of course, they have a sizable assortment of T-shirts, soaps, stickers and other associated merchandise devoted to the creature that made cocaine funny again.
KY 4 KY Fun Mall is filled with all kinds of cool stuff, not all of it Cocaine Bear-related, and it’s a fun diversion if you find yourself in Lexington. Here’s some photos to give you a taste of the experience…

More hyper than your average bear, here is the star of our story.

In answer to the question posed on the sign…no, I did not know that.
Onced again, sit back and relax as your PopCulteer regales you with suggestions hither and yon. There’s a ton of STUFF TO DO in Charleston and all over the Mountain State and beyond as we find ourselves rapidly approaching the end of the month of April.
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At 3 PM we bring you an encore of a classic episode of Sydney’s Big Electric Cat from September, 2016. This was another show where Sydney Fileen educated the masses on the finer points of New Wave history. Rather than send you to a link, we’ll just re-post the playlist here…
Good gosh dang, there’s a metric ton of things you can do in and around Charleston and the Mountain State (and beyond) this weekend! In this week’s edition of STUFF TO DO, we’re going to start off with a very cool comic book that you can Kickstart before we jump into the multitude of cool activities on tap.
Toe, a hulking gray humanoid, and So Long, a fluffy black kitty, wander (endlessly) a Plain of Doors that lead to an infinite amount of scenarios for them to experience. It’s a routine that’s left this dynamic duo in an accepting haze. They share many memories from their adventures, but there’s a missing piece to every journey that they’ve always just…ignored. Soon, the pair will find a purpose for their searching impulses, starting a new journey along a path they thought they’d already traveled a dozen times before.
A special note: ArtWalk happens again in Charleston Thursday from 5 PM to 8 PM. This free event is open to the public as art lovers can walk to all the usual suspects and take in the majesty of the art. Some galleries will have music and/or munchies as well. It’s a really cheap way to support the local scene and get out and mingle a bit…if you are so inclined.

Wednesday afternoon
April 16, 2023 saw the final performance of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Phantom of The Opera, after 13, 981 curtain rises and chandelier’s falling. With lyrics by Charles Hart, and a libretto by Richard Stilgoe, Phantom had a record-setting run at the Majestic Theater, where it has been a fixture since it opened on Broadway in January, 1988.
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Inspired by Jamie’s project, I put together a whole set of cover tunes, with additional tracks from The Anchoress, Brian Diller, Byzantine and All Torches Lit.
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