Today is the day that devout fans of late-1970s sci-fi celebrate their favorite outer-space adventure, Space Trek. To honor that, we present the debut episode of the related show, Spaceteen 99.

Enjoy the thrills as Darth Khan hurls the moon through space trying to hit Captain Kirkwalker and the crew of the Starship Falcon.

Because I’m so sick of that “May the Fourth” crap that I’m just trolling you now.