Look into the Hypno Wheel. You are feeling calm. Relax. Repeat…”I feel so calm. I am relaxed.”  Repeat over and over…”I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed.I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I will not notice that Rudy just re-used a Sunday Evening Video from six years ago. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I will send Rudy all my old action figures and Charlton comics. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I will listen to The AIR more often, really, I’m not just saying that this time. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed. I feel so calm. I am relaxed.”

Don’t you feel better now?