“Chunky The Squirrel,
Is he a boy or a girl?

If you want to know, then ask away.
If he is straight or if he’s gay.
It’s twisted to wonder, anyway.
He’s just a freakin’ squirrel!”

Digital oils over photo. Click to enlarge. Poke to enrage. This is the new mascot of the front porch of Stately Radio Free Charleston Manor.

Lyrics from “Theme Song For The Chunky The Squirrel Show” copyright 1958 Hanna-Barbital Cartoon Studios, Inc.