Do you have what it takes to skate around in circles and skillfully run into people? Then The Chemical Valley Rollergirls may have a place for you. Just show up Wednesday night at 6:30 PM at The Southridge Grand Prix Sports Center. here’s what they say on the event page, “Did you like the action you saw on Saturday? You can be a part of it! Join us this Wednesday for an introduction to roller derby. We have skates and gear to borrow until you buy your own. No prior skating skills necessary! What to bring – a couple bottles of water and a positive attitude. What to wear – something comfortable to sweat in and sneakers.”

Live the dream, go to Newbie Night.

Wednesday night at 10 PM you can catch GrooveHeavy at The Boulevard Tavern, right on Kanawha Boulevard.

Patrick Felton

Patrick Felton

Thursday at 9 PM you can help mark one solid year of Patrick Felton hosting Mojo’s Comedy Night at Mojo’s Sportsbar in South Charleston, behind The Mound. There is no cover.

Here’s what they say on Facebook, “Celebrate the One Year anniversary of the Patrick Felton era of comedy at Mojo’s. Can you believe you’ve put up with a whole year of him? Come out for this free night of comedy, and try your hand, or enjoy great comedy from the valley’s most talented humorists, plus traveling comedians from throughout the area. Hosted by.. you guessed… Patrick Felton. There’s never been a better time to enjoy the valley’s longest continually running weekly comedy show.”