quotpatrick_watches_you_during_sexquot_pillowToday’s local pick is a pillow featuring the face of a certain unnamed podcast host who may be heard Monday nights on The AIR. This pillow is a soothing creation, one which will brighten your existence by its mere existence.

Do you need some constructive criticism in bed? Our anonymous friend is here to help you out. This throw pillow has its creator’s likeness on it, with a piece of constructive criticism. Imagine the constant presence of a comforting message that assures you that there are always other ways to achieve your fondest dreams.

giftguide-graphic-smallYou can add stylish fun to any room with this roomy throw pillow that will watch while you have sex (or do anything else). The pillow measures 18″ X 18″ with an 11″ X 11″ image area. It’s constructed from ultra-soft brushed twill with a sturdy canvas image area. The pillow ships with a pillow insert and a removable zippered cover for easy laundering. Warning: Repeated washing may wash that look right off of his face, so be judicious.

Available only from Cafepress for $15.99 plus shipping.